How do you keep making the lights go on and off?" your pet might wonder.

My oh my, I sure do hate fireworks. If I wasn't a dog with these huge floppy ears I might not care so much for the sound, but my oh my! Every year on the fourth of july I sit there wonderin' why, why why! Why would you shoot those things ito the sky? Sometimes they make the litlle ones cry, I wish I could say to them Goodbye! The other thing I hate come on at 8:00 those things that water come out of and I try to ate. In fact I was once in the yard with my date and those things came on (that I tried to ate) and she tried too and she hated them more (to tell you the truth she nearly swore) and so when they come on ( the sprinklers you see) I hold my breath and count to 3 so that I won't eat that water so free.

(excuse my grammer, I'm only a dog)