It's the End of the World As We Know It.

Ah! Help! It's the end of the world! What food will I get at the store? What, I only get one item? CURSES! What shall I get? Protein drinks! No, wait gross. Milk! Lots of protein! Wait, it's turned lumpy. hmmmmm....I know! I'll have steak. Yes, glorious steak. Great, only one left. It's a 20 oz. top sirloin! Yay! (drags beef into cart). Ooooooo! I'm so pumped for this steak. I can share it with all my family and freinds. "I'm home!" "what you get?" "Steak!" "Yay!" Ooooo, this is delicious.... tastes like locust. I wonder where the cow lived? Probobly egypt. Hmmmm, I wish i could have steak every day. Wait, this is our last day. NOOOOOO! I can't live without steak! Wait, I'll be dead, so I really won't....